You know what?

You can do that. I’m not going anywhere else in my life. So you know what? I’m gonna try to be the damn ball soup for you. The mathematician measures. The physicist drops. The engineer asks. And then they are still in bed with me and my boss. I’m not sure how much better you can get. My dad encountered a problem with me and my life choices for you and shit out the damn gym. You can do that. YOU can do that to go home, but it’s not like it was going to get out of town until I have a lump in my head. The mathematician measures. The physicist drops. The engineer asks for a lot more than I thought.

"Things that definitely happened and aren’t completely made up"

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i think i just found my new favorite post on this website

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madamtoluene:

 WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY IN SPANISH

Wait I finally got to watch this. It’s just a thousand times funnier in spanish ohgodwhy. .

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Post it notes from a stay-at-home dad

(part 1)

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poomento:

Painting class

oop

poomento:

Painting class

oop

ajwalker312:

This is a little piece of music that I have been writing. Please check it out and give me your feed back!!

This some pretty good shit, yo.

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filosofianoifb:

Animais estranhos, por gyyp.

yes

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nightmare

nightmare

i’m gonna post some things what i drewed mmk

i’m gonna post some things what i drewed mmk

jennyowenyoungs:

MY ALBUM IS OUT TODAY AND I AM SOOOOOOOOOO EXCITED** THAT I CAN’T EVEN BE IN FOCUS IN THIS PICTURE!
TODAY ONLY, you can download one of my favorite songs on the record, “Born To Lose,” FREE on Bandcamp!
GET THE ALBUM: Physical / Digital
I’m also leaving for tour today - AAAHHHH! Check the dates and come spend a magical evening with us if we’re stopping in your city!!
High-five,
Jenny
**also scared

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jennyowenyoungs:

MY ALBUM IS OUT TODAY AND I AM SOOOOOOOOOO EXCITED** THAT I CAN’T EVEN BE IN FOCUS IN THIS PICTURE!

TODAY ONLY, you can download one of my favorite songs on the record, “Born To Lose,” FREE on Bandcamp!

GET THE ALBUM: Physical / Digital

I’m also leaving for tour today - AAAHHHH! Check the dates and come spend a magical evening with us if we’re stopping in your city!!

High-five,

Jenny

**also scared

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this is my favorite

this is my favorite

(via laughinacorner)

I made mac and cheese earlier today

Not like that gross box stuff ew get out of here (jk that stuff is delicious but my homemade mac is better so poo)

Anyway I made it but I didn’t eat any I just put it in the fridge

because I knew that later on tonight I’d want some mac and cheese for some snack attack action

Snack attaction

as the scientists call it.

Anyway so I’m microwaving it and then I hear it going like

  • sizzle
  • sizzle
  • pop!

and I go over and I’m like

"Hiiii are you done? You make sounds like you’re done"

and then I poked it with a fork and was like

"you make sounds like you’re done but you don’t squish like you’re done."

…I’m so alone.