Beyond the Wide River

I made mac and cheese earlier today

Not like that gross box stuff ew get out of here (jk that stuff is delicious but my homemade mac is better so poo)

Anyway I made it but I didn’t eat any I just put it in the fridge

because I knew that later on tonight I’d want some mac and cheese for some snack attack action

Snack attaction

as the scientists call it.

Anyway so I’m microwaving it and then I hear it going like

• sizzle
• sizzle
• pop!

and I go over and I’m like

“Hiiii are you done? You make sounds like you’re done”

and then I poked it with a fork and was like

“you make sounds like you’re done but you don’t squish like you’re done.”

…I’m so alone.

I’m slightly upset.

I made beef jerky, to sell to my friend (he requested it).

He paid for the meat, and he said he’d give me $5 for the final product.

So the meat was like $8.77, so he’s paying $13.77 for my jerked meat (teehee).

And the yield was like 10 oz.

So I was like “Damn that’s pretty cheap jerky.”

But then I looked online

and most brands seem to sell at about $1.40/oz

So.

That’d be $14.00 for 10 oz.

So.

I’m not really any cheaper than storebought.

…

BUT DAMMIT I’M BETTER THAN THEM

I AM WORTH IT.

WORTH IT.

I get why people like the analog controls for Dead Island

but

like

okay it adds like a level of immersion? I guess? to the zombie smashing? Let’s you feel a little more like

DIE ZOMBIE DIE

but then it’s like

fuck my thumbs is tired from all this swingin

and like

awkward

and like

I’m just gonna stick with digital

sorry

kthx

There was some vodka left.

And some tonic.

About the same amount of both, actually.

So I poured out a shot of vodka

and then was like

“meh, make it a double.”

and then I looked at what was left

and was like

“…triple.”

And then I was like

“all your tonic are belong to I.”

and then

delight.

baby, i love you more than i ever thought possible; i never thought i’d know who i wanna spend the rest of my life with at 16; you mean everything to me; &i can’t wait til you come back from bootcamp; just thinking about jumping in your arms 10 weeks from now puts a smile on my face; forever&ever babe; always; *pinky promise;

Anything with that many semicolons and a pinkie promise at the end can’t be trusted.

(Source: blogsecret, via rojerk)